Most asian parents are never satisfied.
If you’re fat, they complain, if you’re skinny they complain. If you get an A+ they say you can do better, if you get an F say hello to death. If you eat too much, they call you fat, if you don’t eat, they threaten you. If you prove them wrong, they scream at you, if you don’t say anything, they scream at you. Ugh.
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Hunger Games Pick up lines
What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
So on the next album...
turtleswithdimplesandcurls: harry-goes-down-louis-lane: there will be a studio version of torn Zayn rapping and songs written by ed sheeran? do they want me to explode entirely or..
mariabellar: theotherchelsea: kaciart: xbostons: Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent. holy precious This kid LOL AW<3 This is the cutest:))
How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels...
charbilango: fckyeaitsgenmer: angelicaa-x: You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh) Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh) You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.) I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. ) Goodluck. <3 This actually...
She’s an amazing dancer even when she’s not trying…
Titanic Fact #29
saltedskinandsexhair: When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Lie on that bed, uh I mean couch.” The line was scripted “Lie on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.