My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you...
sydneyaugust: “I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you...
dopekicksnshxt: lolwtfitscarl: cariinnaaaa: -pigl3t: of course i love my bestfriend <3 ayy thass me! Bestest Best Friend [: LOSER.
If tumblr shuts down tomorow i just want to say to...
oodsexual: lovebieberlaugh: Forever reblog LOL TUMBLR IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING SHUT DOWN. EVER. SO STOP for the gif
In a perfect world:
Reblog if God has done amazing things in your...
cececarmen: lovejasminexo: This should have WAY more notes than this. I’m reblogging this again <3333
A typical Filipino party.
callmefilipino: Ladies - Sit around talking. Catching it up, gossiping about everything. Men - Sing karaoke, get drunk, laugh and be loud as fuck. Teens - Stay in one area upstairs, eat, talk, whatever. Little kids - Run around and scream like theres no tomorrow. Grandparents - “Are you hungry, did you eat yet?” Uncles/Aunties - “Do you hab boypren?” “Do yo hab girlpren?”
xgaabriella: smilelikegrande: Ariana Grande -...
iusefacialexpressions: Sometimes I feel like I am walking around like this: So I am like, God, please fix this for me! And when it doesn’t happen as fast as I want, I feel like this: And then I think, God has control. God has control. And then it turns out His plan is way better than mine was and I’m like: Hahahahaah. That is so true.
Reblog if one of your greatest fears is seeing...
Best of Autocorrect
-thatnatashagirl: xkelccci: babynathtw: babyintrenchcoat: rocknrollercoaster: I CAN’T BREATHE OMG LOL THESE ARE HILARIOUS:’-) HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD My favorite is Pamela!!!!!! LOOOOOL
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
thesky-isfalling: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
This is such a Great Message
sometimes we complain about the cross we bear not realizing that it’s preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot…
REBLOG THIS NOW or you will be possessed by the...
bieberpassion: this is not a joke.
Aww this made me cry. :( →
iconalicious: yeahbuddynickmara: theiconicboyzarmy: fckyeahiconicboyz: DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U… boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren’t u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh really? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so what did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss nuthing that great. just lots of notes girl- ok...
xselenaaaa-deactivated20120615 asked: im bored, so i just wanted to say hii!
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? ......
honeyyyimhome: Really moving.
Girls with dimples are so pretty
reanngotswag: ewmonica: Every girl I’ve ever seen with dimples. Ohmy. Just so pretty. I wish I was one of those girls who could pull of dimples. They’re just so pretty. Hmph. “nikki likes this” ^^^ I like this?